Spring Fever

 Symptoms:

Inability to concentrate
The only place you want to be is outside
Your favourite music is the birds chirping
Obsessively checking the weather network
Pasty white legs become acceptable as a fashion accessory
The tiniest sprout or bud is reason for celebration
Secretly scheming up reasons to be late for work, or absent altogether
You greet your neighbours like you haven't seen them in years
Sudden urge to clean your house, especially your closet
You crave anything barbecued

Cure:

Summer